Wednesday, December 2, 2009
THE MAIL, by Barry
Anyway, one of the ways I'm celebrating is by writing in Piper's blog. She graciously invited me to do this and she said I could write about anything I wanted to. So I am going to write about mail carriers and the mail, which are among my very favorite topics.
When the mailman comes to our door, I have to be very brave and protect the house by barking a lot and jumping at the window. A couple of times, I broke out a pane of the window while I was doing this, so Mom had to put plexiglass on the inside of the window to keep me from breaking any more panes.
And by the way, Mel usually helps me scare the mailman away. Mel is a good barker, so he can be really useful to me sometimes in guarding the house.
Mom says I am her 4-legged shredder. Of course, Mom has a real shredder that she uses when she has a lot of paper with Sensitive Data to get rid of. But if she just has one or two pieces, she lets me deal with them. No identity thief will ever get hold of Mom's private info after it has gone through my system, believe me!
Well, I guess that's all I need to tell you about the mail. I think it's time to go see what Mom is up to and hit her up for some special attention since it's my birthday.