Saturday, February 13, 2010
The Year of the Tiger
The Chinese Zodiac has twelve signs, and they are all animals, and one of the animals is even a dog! So since there are twelve different animal signs, the year of your sign will come around once every twelve years. I don't know why they made it this way, they just did. And then each year is not just a particular animal, but it is also a certain element, such as wood, water, fire, metal, or earth. And by "earth," I think they mean "dirt," but "earth" is a nicer name for it.
But now I will tell you what is predicted for everybody in this Year of the Tiger. There's this man in Singapore named Master Tan Khoon Yong, and he knows about these things, and what he said was that this year could be bad for everybody. Here's an exact quote of what he said: "In tiger year, everybody is quite hot tempered and emotional impulse, easy to affront other people, some people possibly will get rid to fight with others, therefore, everybody may land in lawsuits." He also said lots of people will have health problems.
So I think we should all be very careful this year and not get anybody mad at us so that we don't land in a lawsuit. Mom said this means that we dogs should not bite anybody because she doesn't want to get sued and have to go to jail. And we don't want her to go to jail either because if she did, who would feed us?
Anyway, have a happy Year of the Tiger, but be very careful not to make anybody get mad at you! And take good care of yourself so you don't get sick either!