Mom has this little notebook, and she writes stuff in it that she thinks is funny, like weird or goofy names that some people have. And also she writes down things people say that come out sounding funny. Sometimes this happens when people are using an old saying, but they say it wrong or mix it up with another saying. And other times people use one word when they really should have used a different word.
So anyway, today I am going to tell you a few of these funny things from Mom's notebook. And I found some pictures to go with them, so that should make them more interesting.