Saturday, July 16, 2011

CHINGLISH

Chinglish is what happens when someone who usually speaks a language like Chinese or Japanese translates something into English.  Most of the time, you can understand what they are saying, but it might come out sounding kind of funny because they use the wrong words or put words together in the wrong order.  Mom says that when she writes something in Spanish, it is probably sounds just as funny to people who grew up speaking Spanish.

Anyway, Mom has some pictures from when she was in China, and she also found some examples of Chinglish on eBay, and she said I could share some of them with you today.  So here goes!

This was a sign on a railing:


And here is one on a shop:


This is from eBay:


As you know, the Chinese has long history around the world. You can see this item was carved very wonderful. This item was craved all by hand, so wonderful item ! It is a typical artware of that time. And it is very important and significance for investigating the old chinese culture. if you win it you will get good lucky. it is very wonderful. It is in good condition, no crack and no chip. Look at the pictures you can see the shape is very well. If you are Chinese antiques collector, please do not miss so better chance to get it.

And so are these:




Personal Introduce: I am an honest businessman. I believe that Honesty and credit standing is the best policy. Although I am an new seller on ebay,  But I have played Antique for many years. I live in Shanghai of china, And I have a big antique store in China, we always personally went to countryside for collect country Antique. So my cost is cheaper than others. I would like to make much friends by ebay for my future business. If there's a chance we can cooperate, I will give you a good price.  Thanks.












My dear friend. Very grateful to you and your purchase selection. If you are satisfied with the item received. Please give me a positive feedback, if you are not satisfied with the goods received or break. Please do not let negative or neutral feedback for me, This is very important to me. Feedback = life! . Please send an e-mail told me. I can answer you within 24 hours. You will receive a refund of funds (in full). Thank you very much. Much blessing you and your family. I am honest. Please believe me and continue to buy. If you have any questions. Please E - mail to me.

Here is something very scary-sounding that was for sale on eBay:

Formidably Execution Bronze Arrowhead






And this one is for old people:
Orient The elderly Walk Copper Dragon Head Crutches





Here is one more sign:



If you like signs and stuff like this, you can find a whole bunch of them at the engrish.com site.  And I hope today you will stay away from naked flame and get good lucky!

5 comments:

  1. Dear Piper

    Some of those signs are really funny.

    Did you get the results of your tests from the vet yet? What did they say?

    We hope you're okay!

    Lots of Hugs,
    Katie & Zena

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  2. Dear Katie and Zena,

    We got some test results, but we don't know a whole lot yet. I might have leptospirosis, so the lab is checking my blood for that, but Mom read up on leptospirosis, and she doesn't think I have it. Tomorrow I have to go to the vet's office for the WHOLE DAY again to get tested for Cushings. I am not looking forward to that!

    The urinalysis results didn't show much, except that my urine is very dilute. The bacteria culture is still busy growing, so we don't know yet if I have an infection or not.

    Thanks for asking! I will write a blog entry about all my diseases and stuff, if I ever find out what they are!

    Your friend, Piper

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  3. Dear Piper,

    That sucks that you have to go back, but it's for a good cause.

    You could have something wrong with your thyroid. It could be a million things. Do you know how many times I had to go the doctor to get the diagnosis of Autism? A LOT. Even then the doctor didn't believe the psychologist and reassigned it as ADHD. It wasn't surprising when the Ritalin didn't work because IT WASN'T ADHD; it was AUTISM. When did I get Autism put back in my file? Last year. See? Even people have problems too!

    So, go to the vet and be a good girl. It's not fun; trust me, I know. I go to four DIFFERENT doctors. It might take a few tries to get the diagnosis right! They'll find the answer. You just have to give them time.

    -Katie

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  4. Dear Katie,

    I'm sorry it took so long for you to get your autism diagnosis. You must have felt very frustrated. Anyway, I got tested for Cushings yesterday, and now we just have to wait for the results to see if I have it. If I don't have that, I guess we will figure out something else to test for, so I will try to be patient.

    Your friend, Piper

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