Tuesday, December 13, 2011

SOME EXCELLENT CAT QUOTES, by Charlie

The trouble with this blog is that there's too much stuff about dogs in it, and not enough about cats!  I have told Piper this more than once, but she just says, "If you don't like it, get your own blog!"  Well, Chloe and I might do that if we didn't have such a busy schedule of cat-napping.  Maybe someday our schedules will lighten up a bit, but in the meantime, I guess we will just have to be content to write in Piper's blog, at least when she deigns to let us!

Anyway, today I have compiled some really good quotes about felines, and I now present them for your edification and enjoyment.


The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.    
--Doug Larson



What greater gift than the love of a cat?    --Charles Dickens


It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.    
--Cynthia E. Varnado


Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.    
--Joseph Wood Krutch


If a cat does something, we call it instinct.  If we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.    --Will Cuppy


You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.    --George Mikes


Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.    --Roger Caras


Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.    
--Garrison Keillor



There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.    --Dan Greenberg



Cats are the ultimate narcissists.  You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming.  Dogs aren't like this.  A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.   --James Gorman


If cats could talk, they wouldn't.     --Nan Porter


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