Anyway, today I have compiled some really good quotes about felines, and I now present them for your edification and enjoyment.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
What greater gift than the love of a cat? --Charles Dickens
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
--Cynthia E. Varnado
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
--Joseph Wood Krutch
If a cat does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. --Will Cuppy
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. --George Mikes
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. --Roger Caras
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. --Dan Greenberg
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. --James Gorman
If cats could talk, they wouldn't. --Nan Porter