Here are some more of those real and true quotes that Mom heard somebody say or that she read somewhere. I hope you will think they are entertaining, and just remember: I am not making these up!
We took her to the vet and found out that something was obstructing her bowls.
I felt the limit had crossed the line.
Maybe I'm beating a dead horse to death.
It's just money in their ever ending pocket.
Sign on thrift store shelf: Brick and Brack
I am in up to my earbrows.
After playing, the dogs decided to take a sunbatch.
This is unbelievable, but sadly it's believable and true.
Children are like a beautiful flower garden.
You should polish them every day.
He held a charity drive to collect furniture for the homeless.