Saturday, June 16, 2012

FUNNY PEOPLE NAMES

Well, once again it's time to look at a list of strange names and wonder why anybody would give such names to their poor, innocent kids.  This time I'm only going to tell you some first names.  Most of these came from the obituaries.  Some of them belonged to a woman and others to a man.  And some of them are a mystery, because a lot of obituaries are short and don't ever use the word "he" or "she."

Female Names


Blanchola
Verliette
Glada
Vertle
Cinnamon
Loxie
Euphemia
Jettie
Atha
Arvilla
Phelo
Oney
Eglentyne
Clorene
Vennique
Adelma
Nova
Ivena
Justis
Delyte
Iodie
Eldeva
Maudeflorence
Uple
Luddie
Elvessa
Sunday
Loyce
Marcordia
Winzel





Male Names

Vasher
Topper
Doss
Winsome
Egbert
Asse
Gavrick
Ransom
Duck
Fallis
De-Elegance
Othel
King
Cloyd
Zion
Earthy
Cotton
Eveleth




Mystery Names

Elix
Otho
Mazell
Voter
True





Okay, that's my list of strange baby names, and if you want to use any of these, feel free to help yourself.  Just don't tell your kid where you got the name, because I don't want anybody hunting me down and hitting me upside the head with a rolled-up newspaper!

3 comments:

  1. First off, I like the new look! It's good to change things up as long as the change does not decrease the food intake for the dogs.

    Mom really wants to know how "Fallis" is pronounced. She hopes for that poor child's sake that it is with a long a as in acorn and not a short a as in Al.

    Mom says I am named Zest! because I add color and flavor to her life, but really she named me Zest! because she decided (before she even found me!) that she wanted an agility dog named Zest!

    --Zest!
    superstar in locating forbidden food then spending time in the crate.

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    1. Dear Zest!

      Mom named me before she got me, too. I guess this is kind of like picking out a name for your baby before it is born.

      Anyway, Mom just thought that "Fallis" was pronounced with a short "a," which is what made the name so funny. But I guess there are other ways it might be pronounced. Or maybe this guy mostly used his middle name. I think that is what I would do!

      Your friend, Piper

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