Well, once again it's time to look at a list of strange names and wonder why anybody would give such names to their poor, innocent kids. This time I'm only going to tell you some first names. Most of these came from the obituaries. Some of them belonged to a woman and others to a man. And some of them are a mystery, because a lot of obituaries are short and don't ever use the word "he" or "she."
Okay, that's my list of strange baby names, and if you want to use any of these, feel free to help yourself. Just don't tell your kid where you got the name, because I don't want anybody hunting me down and hitting me upside the head with a rolled-up newspaper!