Monday, October 29, 2012

REALLY WEIRD NAMES FOR PETS

The people who sell VPI pet insurance see lots of names of dogs and cats on insurance claims forms, so they know what names people are using.  And every year, VPI publishes lists of the most popular dog and cat names.  I have written about this before, and if you want to know more, you can read this post and this other one.   But I think the most popular names are pretty boring, so here's a more interesting list that VPI put together with all the wackiest names of 2012.

In my opinion, most of these names are truly weird, and you should never call your dog or cat by one of them.  But a few of them are pretty cute, and I think they are just fine, like for example "Bean Bag" or "Snazzel" or "Kitty Gaga."  One thing I have noticed is that lots of these names are about food.  I don't know if that means humans are just always thinking about eating, or if it means their pets are always thinking about eating.

So anyway, here are the lists.


DOG NAMES

Chew Barka
Nigel Nosewhistle
Sir Maui Senqkey Schwykle
Spark Pug
Agent 99
Stinker Belle
Vienna Sausage
Furnace Hills Dante
SeƱorita Margarita
Trigonometry
Spunky Brewster
Captain Awesome
Peanut Von Strudel
Raising A. Ruckus
Flash T. Trousers

Vito Meatball
Marcopolo
Otto Itchy Bobo
Tugboat O’Malley
Ziggy Stardust Floyd
Fudge McDreamy
Dandy Lion
Phat Daddy
Pawly D
Nacho Cheese
Jelly Diamondstein

Monster Truck Mickey

Fuzzbrizio
Cheeto Bear
Miss Snowy Pineapple
Mr. Cashew Maghoo
Fatboy Jackson
Firecracker Jack
Chubster
Whiskey Valentine
Oreo-Dunkin
Santa Paws
Snazzel
Boogie Woogie
Yucky
Yikes
Maximus Von Francis
Tuff Buckaroo
Mr. Bojangles Bobo
Ziggy Pop
Zoolander
Uncle Roscoe
Oreo Pudding
Little Scrappy
Major Sluggo



CAT NAMES

Pico de Gato
Dingleberry 
Dumpster Kitty
Schnickelfritz
Koobenfarben
Sassy Pants Huska
Vincent Van Furrball
Kitty Gaga
Beefra
Mister Bigglesworth
Cuddles McCracken
Slim Pickens
Magnificat
My Girl Catastrophe
Friar McFergus
Mr. Chubsy Buttons
Fergus McGillicuddy
Captain Skittlehook
Haircool Pawrow
Bean Bag
Mr. Moss McCheeks
Brown Cactus
Tempurra
Sugar Britches
Tiger Blood
Twinkle Toes
Albus Dumbledore
Madame Meow
Weow Weow
Shatsi Popo
Trinity Sweetypaws
Violet Diablo
Mister Peepers
Mr. Creamsicle
Black Sabbath
Yum-Yum
Kitty Bowersocks
Long John Silverrr
Meow Meow Thompson
Handsome Happy Fella
Fahlua Fudge
Orange Juice
Biggie Shorty
Breezy Chatter Bug
Wahoo Ferguson
Muffin Madonna
Minnie Mouse
Princess Raggedy Ann
Boogey Man
Candyapple





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