No day is so bad it can't be
fixed with a nap.
with cats was difficult. It's not.
Mine had me trained in two days!
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
I put spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.
Go to Heaven for the climate,
Hell for the company.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Housework can't kill you,
but why take a chance?
It's amazing that the amount
of news that happens in the world
every day always just exactly fits
in the newspaper.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
I'm undaunted in my quest
to amuse myself
by constantly changing
A man who carries a cat
by the tail learns something
he can learn in no other way.